Scam of Scientology

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De Church of Scientology, ook wel Scientologykerk genaamd,
is helemaal verzonnen
door tweederangs sciencefictionschrijver
L. Ron Hubbard.

Pagina 21

Harmon Leon deed zich voor als de rockartiest Dieter Lietershvantz
en infiltreerde in het Celebrity Center in Los Angeles.
En liet zich daar als een VIP behandelen.

I make a huge rock-star entrance into the Celebrity Center.
I'm the only person with dreadlocks, wearing black, and chain-smoking.
I have to admit this is a beautiful hotel.
All the employees are identically dressed, with white shirts
and matching ties and slacks (shorter girlie ties and skirts for the women).
They're all scurrying about like little busy Scientology worker ants.
For the sake of pulling off the charade, I'm hoping nobody can speak German.

"Ya! Dieter Lietershvantz... has arrived!" I strike a pose with my guitar.

"Yes, Mr. Lietershvantz. We've been expecting you,"
says the smiley woman behind the front desk.
She goes into the office. I decide to make sure everyone feels my presence.

"Mr. Lietershvantz is here!" I yell.

I'm looking for a place to put my cigarette out.
A fat smiley man comes out of his office.
I learn that his name is Leonard.

"Hello, Mr. Lietershvantz," he says while offering his large, sweaty hand.
"Let me show you to your room."

Though everyone is smiling, I feel an undercurrent of tension.
Sweaty Leonard asks me where I'm from.
I tell him Flusserberg, Germany.
There's plenty of time for small talk
as we take the slowest elevator ride known to humanity.

"Are you a Scientologist, Dieter?"

"No, I'm a musician." I point to my guitar.
"The manager of Nein! Nein! Nein! thought Dieter should stay here."
I pat my chest.

De rest van dit hilarische verhaal staat hier:

http://home.snafu.de/tilman/cos_fun/dieter.html

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